Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Open Letter to the Drunk Guy at the Concert in Chicago

Dear Across-the-aisle-just-3-feet-away-endlessly-puking-perpetually-spewing-idiot-who-had-WAAAAAAAAAY-too-much-beer-at-the-Corona-sponsored-tailgating-party-before-the-Kenny-Chesney-Sun-City-Carnival-Tour-concert-ever-even-started-at-4PM-so-that-you-were-totally-passed-out-while-providing- quite-the-disgustingly-memorable-projectile-emetic-show,

So. I'm guessing you won't ever eat peanuts again...am I right?

No pity for you,

PS- Too bad about your boots....and your shirt.....your jacket.......jeans....the guy in front of you...you idgit.


  1. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Can I post this up on the O/L Blog?

  2. Are you sure it wasn't just the music? Ohhhhhh!

  3. HC: Yes of course!

    O-O: To say the least... "Clean up on aisle 439!!!" He had to've downed at least a couple of liters of Corona before he passed out, and then it all came up. That was all kind of nasty!

    Shawn: Don't tell me your taste is all in your mouth...oh, surely not.

  4. Yuck! at least you weren't the one answering the call light!